I'm afraid we weren't strong enough in the end. I was bitten. Moments after learning that it all started during World War II and the true whereabouts of one major douche of an antichrist, I felt soft familiar lips with a foreign agenda. My wife of nearly ...

Ummmm... Think the video pretty much says it all... We're doomed!

Don't know what we were thinking yesterday!! While it was fun to ride space mountain one last time, I'm not sure we're going to make it out of here alive. We thought the endless human sea of scooter riding obese and aged people would prove to be a ...

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing, something I loved from my childhood, something that could never ever ever possibly destroy us..." Well smooth move, Ray!! Zool's Zombie is back with a hunger for your parapsychology rambling brain and the rest of us when he's done ...

Not even the caped crusader could have prevented this hellish vision. Turns out the devil has a sense of humor after all. He's making a human centipede out of the last three tyrannical turds to bite the dust!! That's not the best part though... he's leaving the ...

Son of a gun!!! The one time I try to bathe without anyone telling me to and I find this in the shower! I've heard of exfoliation, but cleaning to my brains just isn't what I had in mind. Is this what they used in Silkwood?

It only took a week and the infection of Lady Liberty for the associated press to get their heads out of their butts and start to warn the masses of the pandemic zombiedom infecting America. Unfortunately, we're not able to ascertain if this reporter had transformed yet. Anyone have ...