I'm afraid we weren't strong enough in the end. I was bitten. Moments after learning that it all started during World War II and the true whereabouts of one major douche of an antichrist, I felt soft familiar lips with a foreign agenda. My wife of nearly ...

Ummmm... Think the video pretty much says it all... We're doomed!

Don't know what we were thinking yesterday!! While it was fun to ride space mountain one last time, I'm not sure we're going to make it out of here alive. We thought the endless human sea of scooter riding obese and aged people would prove to be a ...

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing, something I loved from my childhood, something that could never ever ever possibly destroy us..." Well smooth move, Ray!! Zool's Zombie is back with a hunger for your parapsychology rambling brain and the rest of us when he's done ...

A month from today we'll look back on this whole zombie pandemic and give thanks we survived it as we dine on a bountiful feast of turkey and stuffing just as the pilgrims did centuries ago. Unfortunately, today I am surrounded by a cornucopia of red-eyed, brain thirsty zombindians ...

Not even the caped crusader could have prevented this hellish vision. Turns out the devil has a sense of humor after all. He's making a human centipede out of the last three tyrannical turds to bite the dust!! That's not the best part though... he's leaving the ...

Otay! It's a wrap!! I'm all for equality in spreading this zombie infection around but you straight trippin raising Buckwheat from the grave to chase my cracker-ass. You have any idea what psychological affects this is gonna do to my Saturday morning memories? I always wanted to be a ...

Somebody get me a thermometer that can read the level of  this mutated Bieber Fever on display!  The last girl that called him a heartthrob literally had her heart throbbing in this zombie's hands before he gobbled it down as swiftly as his rise to stardom.  Fortunately the world population ...

GADZOOKS!! How many times must mine heart be wrenched with wretched sorrowful loss?! Not four days since this gifted and joyful photographer lost his soul mate to the vile zombie infection, has the course of his heart turned to black brain-thirst frenzy. This final glimpse of the balloon crowned king ...

You can run but you can't hide! These zombies are for real and they're taking no prisoners. When these guys said they were coming for us all I didn't realize it would be one mind melting concert at a time! Watch out Los Angeles! They're here ...