I'm afraid we weren't strong enough in the end. I was bitten. Moments after learning that it all started during World War II and the true whereabouts of one major douche of an antichrist, I felt soft familiar lips with a foreign agenda. My wife of nearly ...

You may want to think twice before launching these fowl with your sling shot! They're not into wrecking your laughing pig houses. They're after your three star brains!

A few ways to identify a zombie if you aren't certain they are members of the undead are: 1) Their googeley eyes 2) Food of Choice is brains and 3)They have an infatuation with the sound of a well clanged cow bell. Just ask The Bruce Dickinson.

I love October! I love Halloween! I love everything about the holiday, the season, and the attempts to haunt and spook throughout the month! BEWARE!!! I will be posting a zombie a day that I capture so you know who and what to look out for when ...