Son of a gun!!! The one time I try to bathe without anyone telling me to and I find this in the shower! I've heard of exfoliation, but cleaning to my brains just isn't what I had in mind. Is this what they used in Silkwood?

It only took a week and the infection of Lady Liberty for the associated press to get their heads out of their butts and start to warn the masses of the pandemic zombiedom infecting America. Unfortunately, we're not able to ascertain if this reporter had transformed yet. Anyone have ...

Is nothing of this glorious country sacred?! Word from back east is that this infestation has spread coast to coast! The zombies have put Lady Liberty into action. Unfortunately that action is liberating your brains from your head!

I thought I was safe to take a nap in a grassy meadow. WRONG!! I stumbled upon this blonde number chomping on Gargamel's skull the way the rest of her Smurf friends chewed up the summer box office to over half a billion dollars worldwide. HALF A ...

For crying out loud! This just isn't fair!! It's one thing to be on the run for your life everyday, but when the zombies have four legs it ain't easy to stay alive! Anyone know where there's a pet store I can get some Kibbles and Brain ...

It was bound to happen when battling an army of the brain starved undead. There has been an official Elvis sighting and boy oh boy do I wish there hadn't been. If you think it was unsightly to see the king eat toward the end of his earthly ...

ZOMBIE - 2 Seems nobody really is safe. I found this poor cowboy in an alley dining on what was left of a rat in a chef's hat. Thought for sure all of this cowboy's inner "good wood" would have prevented this unfortunate end to a friend. I'm ...

I love October! I love Halloween! I love everything about the holiday, the season, and the attempts to haunt and spook throughout the month! BEWARE!!! I will be posting a zombie a day that I capture so you know who and what to look out for when ...