I would like to express my gratitude to you. In all sincerity, thank you. You are the one who came to this site. You are the one that learned to read. You are the one that unknowingly held me accountable. Without you there is nobody ...

From astrology to paleontology to biology to pimpology this massive debt of gratitude goes out to all of the scientists, ponderers, and wonderers that continue to seek answers to questions that perplex man using equations I will probably never understand. Because of an "ologist" people I love continue to ...

Baseball. Seems like a simple game. You throw the ball. You hit the ball. You catch the ball. Hustle. Don't be a lollygagger. It ain't over til it's over. Baseball is a microcosm for all of life, especially here in the United ...

There are people, places, and things that will undoubtedly change the course of our lives in a special, even magical, way. It may be a coach as a child, a mentor in college, an underprivileged child in Africa, or even an undersized dog that survives a horrendous dog attack. ...

There are friends, and there are the friends some friends endeavor to be. People who are so giving of themselves and their time that their happiest times are when they are giving to other people. It doesn't seem like it's very plausible for everyone on the planet to ...

I love dad and all the issues that have followed. Whatever your daddy issues are, whether stemming from your need or desire for his approval, or his lack of needing yours, our only option is to move forward as best we are able. I don't know if you ...

The Thanksgiving Turkey may be the most anticipated meal of the year. While other traditions and celebrations may carry sentimentality through cakes, kugel, or various seasoned meats, the universally devoured feast on the fourth Thursday of the month of November every year in the United States is a golden ...

Shit happens. And when it does I'm grateful there is the modern convenience of toilet paper. Please don't think I'm overlooking the benefits of indoor plumbing. I'm not. Been a big fan of indoor plumbing. However, when indoor plumbing isn't an option for miles and ...

On this, the twenty second day of the month, I would like to express gratitude for everyone's friend Billy Shakespeare. He's a wacky kid with a penchant for telling tales that transcend time and culture. Among his plays, Shakespeare also penned over 150 sonnets, making him the grand ...

This day goes with a tremendous bit of gratitude to someone whom I'm sure I would cease to be if they did not exist. On this, our first anniversary, after having spent a whirlwind 24 hours driving on the road so I could perform comedy in Las Vegas, while ...