Hot Diggity Dog! The United States of America really is something to wag your tail about. Yes, like a prepubescent teenager, she has her blemishes and bouts of emotional misguidance, but at only 236 years and one month old, not a blip of time in comparison to the age of our planet and universe, she has managed to be a beacon for innovation, invention, and survival for humankind and the lives of all species… even if it means farming some of those species to go in our value meals.
