Category Archives: Joy Through December

Joy Through December – Day 31


Nothing quite brings the joy of a community about like something shiny and new that everyone gets to share in the abundance of its gift. Such as a neighborhood swimming pool. The gift I present to you all is a year. Not just any ordinary year either. No no no. An ordinary year 2012 will certainly not be. For starters it’s a leap year. So not only have you been given the gift of a year but a year with a bonus day. Like a neighborhood swimming pool with a water slide. Extra fun. If you had a retirement account that was doubling in value every day the extra day could prove invaluable. It also happens to be an election year for the presidency of the United States of America as well as other key government offices certain to bring change to the global financial and political landscapes for years to come.
We will finally learn the reality of what happens on the prophetic days and beyond of the Mayan calendar’s sudden end.
Whatever hardships have been experienced in 2011 will hopefully be healed, forgotten, or laughed about in 2012.
Whatever successes enjoyed in 2011 will hopefully be shared and improved upon in 2012.
And if you’re looking for something to remain constant and steady and comfortable and fun in the coming year with the intention of sharing joy with your mind, body, and soul then found what you seek have you. Mmmmm. For here is your year! Your neighborhood swimming pool. We’re all in it together. Please don’t pee in it. HAPPY JOY YEAR!

Joy Through December – Day 30


I’m racking my brain to remember an occasion where the joy isn’t increased by two scoops of ice cream. You will kindly note that I said two scoops and not two bowls or two shovels of ice cream. Although, a triple scoop would be a nifty way to close out the year and welcome 2012. A mountain of Double Chocolate Malted Crunch to be exact in case the universe is listening.


Joy Through December – Day 29


You didn’t think I would go the entire month and not mention the single greatest joy on the planet did you? The Joy of Sex. Wah-wah-wee-wah is that stuff cool!!
Soft. Hard. Slow. Fast. Intimate. Group. Alone. Late night. Morning. Sheep. No matter how you express your joy please make sure we all accomplish one kind every time; SAFE SEX!


George Carlin’s Dirty Words: Sex
George Carlin

Euphemisms for fornication, compiled by comedian George Carlin. If you write letters to Penthouse, here’s a gold mine for ya. (Condoms not included)

baloney ride
bananas and cream
beef injection
belly ride
blanket drill
blow off the loose corns
bump fur
bump uglies
~~Long List – click for more

Joy Through December – Day 28


I felt we could all use a little song of joy and happiness to get us over the last humpday of the year.

Joy Through December – Day 27


Here is some guidance for those that have been having trouble finding their path of joy this month. Now if I could just find a street sign to the lost city of gold…


Joy Through December – Day 26


As everyone travels and whisks from visiting for the holidays and making those important gift exchanges I encourage you to find joy in the journey. If that doesn’t work, change your music playlist and let Journey bring the joy to you.


Joy Through December – Day 25


Every year a magic presents itself during Christmas offering a different emphasis on the spirit of the holiday. Each year offers a different opportunity to seize the joy in the lining of holiday events. Good years and bad years provide the barometer for which all future seasons are measured. This holiday has joyously shaped up to be the most genuine I can recall. I fondly look back on the celebrations of years past and relish the riches of those that await us all in the future. Primarily, the riches you intend to spend on me.

Joy Through December – Day 24



If I need to explain this one then I’m afraid your joy chakra may be on the north pole.

Joy Through December – Day 23


I don’t know if there is a more genuine and optimistic joy that occurs in the world than the one brought about by a child’s letter to Santa. With all of their heart, being, and soul they believe they will get whatever they write on that magical triple lined paper. For years this ploy has allowed parents to sneak out at night and retrieve with confidence the gift that will make their child happiest in the event Santa is delayed or the letter is lost in the mail. Often times a gift may find its way under the tree without the consent of the other parent. I just want to remind Santa before dishing out the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, Mom was right. They’ll shoot their eye out.

Joy Through December – Day 22


With all of the hustle and bustle of the holiday season causing some shopping tension, people have asked if I could post something illustrating how to get the spirit of the season and all of the joy that comes with it. I feel this video offers joy year round and a unique attempt to get to the heart of any matter.