{"id":352,"date":"2011-10-29T09:13:48","date_gmt":"2011-10-29T16:13:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/?p=352"},"modified":"2011-10-29T09:15:09","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T16:15:09","slug":"happiest-place-on-earth-for-zombies-zombie-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"Happiest Place on Earth&#8230; for Zombies! &#8211; Zombie 29"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t know what we were thinking yesterday!!  While it was fun to ride space mountain one last time, I&#8217;m not sure we&#8217;re going to make it out of here alive.  We thought the endless human sea of scooter riding obese and aged people would prove to be a good Darwinian shield, but man can they hustle after they&#8217;ve been infected!  I sure hope they don&#8217;t learn how to start the Ferris wheel back up. Too late.  Slowly heading toward ground.  This must be what orange chicken feels like on a lazy-susan.  This could be my last&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NOqBhTqgGnA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3OJgBklZOXg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t know what we were thinking yesterday!! While it was fun to ride space mountain one last time, I&#8217;m not sure we&#8217;re going to make it out of here alive. We thought the endless human sea of scooter riding obese and aged people would prove to be a good Darwinian shield, but man can they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":353,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,9],"tags":[13,129,131,132,135,16,14,11,134,130,15,133,54,12,56,108,83,81],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-media","category-photositook","category-zombie-october","tag-comedy","tag-darwin","tag-disney","tag-disneyland","tag-ferris-wheel","tag-funny","tag-halloween","tag-james-silverman","tag-lazy-susan","tag-mickey","tag-october","tag-orange-chicken","tag-pandemic","tag-zombie","tag-zombiedom","tag-zombies","tag-zombify","tag-zombtober"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/JamesSilverman_Zombie29.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}