{"id":289,"date":"2011-10-19T00:00:03","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T07:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/?p=289"},"modified":"2011-10-19T16:49:12","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T23:49:12","slug":"289","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Friends don&#8217;t eat friends &#8211; Zombie 19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zounds!  Zounds!  Zounds!  The zombies&#8217; undead mandibles have struck again, causing tearful eyes on a day of celebration!  Oh spiteful joyous day!  My poor unfortunate friend and marriage officiant, Saida, was infected on her birthday no less.  Your balloon crown rules the underworld with a thirst for brains now I&#8217;m afraid, never to grace this plane with your artistically brilliant presence&#8230; unless of course, there&#8217;s chocolate involved.  I mean even a new zombie wants a last bite of chocolate, right? eh? eh?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ubN6Hxx6s-A\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zounds! Zounds! Zounds! The zombies&#8217; undead mandibles have struck again, causing tearful eyes on a day of celebration! Oh spiteful joyous day! My poor unfortunate friend and marriage officiant, Saida, was infected on her birthday no less. Your balloon crown rules the underworld with a thirst for brains now I&#8217;m afraid, never to grace this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":290,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,9],"tags":[13,16,14,11,15,106,12,83],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-media","category-photositook","category-zombie-october","tag-comedy","tag-funny","tag-halloween","tag-james-silverman","tag-october","tag-saida-staudenmaier","tag-zombie","tag-zombify"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/JamesSilverman_Zombie19.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":302,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/302"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ijamessilverman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}